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Onward Thru The Fog

All it takes is a little spray tan – or gold dust

ONWARD THRU THE FOG. March 19, 2026

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Mar 19, 2026
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National Spray Tan Day arrives on March 19, which reminds me of a funny story Barry Goldwater once told me.

Nowadays, when you think of spray tanning, Donald Trump comes to mind with his frequently mocked orange glow.

But Trump is not the first, nor is he likely to be the last, politician to spruce up his image using artificial methods like tanning beds, …

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