ASK THE BIRD: Can you flee to the Florida Keys and never pay taxes again? Do you need a passport? What if you get caught?

Got a question? Ask Miss Mingo. She's got answers. Some my be true.

Editor’s Note: Hermina Hermelinda Obregon, a.k.a. Miss Mingo, is a recovering newspaper reporter living in a bungalow off Duval Street in Key West, where she answers the pressing questions of the day about the news, life, the universe, and the best happy hour prices.

DEAR MISS MINGO:

Is it true you can be a citizen of Key West and not pay income taxes?

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