I think the perceptive Miss Mingo needs to fly into the Florida Legislature and come up with a list of our dumbest (and most dishonest) members. That would be entertaining and probably require a three page answer.
In this week's "Ask the Bird", Clever in Clearwater asked what your drink of choice was. Here is your response:
Dear Clever:
No. I’m not a bourbon girl. But I am a 21st-century enlightened bird, and I believe in D.E.I. — Drink and Eat Indiscriminately. So, if that’s your thing, you be you. I won’t judge. Much.
I think your statement should be made into T-shirts. Centered under an image of you (or course), would be "I believe in" in a medium font. Then centered under it "D.E.I." in a larger BOLD font. Below that, in a very small font, "Drink and Eat Indiscriminately!"
If a bunch of people had worn them in Dallas last month, it would have looked like graduation day at Trump University, with all the red hats flying inti the air from MAGA heads exploding.
(I spent what seems like all day working on the artwork for you [so you could save money for your bar tab], and I can't even post it here.)
I think the perceptive Miss Mingo needs to fly into the Florida Legislature and come up with a list of our dumbest (and most dishonest) members. That would be entertaining and probably require a three page answer.
I love Miss Mingo. Would she want to run for office? Please.
As always, thank you.
Gearing up for the early VOTE in Hillsborough county.. October 19th.
Be there or be square!
Gearing up for the early VOTE in Broward county!
And thank you J.C.'s NEWS2USE to help me find my Early Vote dates... Oct. 24-31.
In this week's "Ask the Bird", Clever in Clearwater asked what your drink of choice was. Here is your response:
Dear Clever:
No. I’m not a bourbon girl. But I am a 21st-century enlightened bird, and I believe in D.E.I. — Drink and Eat Indiscriminately. So, if that’s your thing, you be you. I won’t judge. Much.
I think your statement should be made into T-shirts. Centered under an image of you (or course), would be "I believe in" in a medium font. Then centered under it "D.E.I." in a larger BOLD font. Below that, in a very small font, "Drink and Eat Indiscriminately!"
If a bunch of people had worn them in Dallas last month, it would have looked like graduation day at Trump University, with all the red hats flying inti the air from MAGA heads exploding.
(I spent what seems like all day working on the artwork for you [so you could save money for your bar tab], and I can't even post it here.)
Signed,
Ornithologist in Orlando
For my money, Tuberville has fewer IQ points. But Schmitt wins the championship for epic failure, sheer humiliation and utter public disgrace. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19LFcALZaX/?mibextid=wwXIfr