I'm wearing green for St. Patrick's Day--and I have other motives too

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St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner, so remember to wear green on March 17 unless you want to get pinched.

A few days ago, it dawned on me that I no longer had any green shirts—I guess they ended up at Goodwill—and I needed to buy a new one. It arrived today. Like it? Makes a statement, doesn’t it?

You may notice the small print under the big, bol…