It's June. The tourons have vanished, Hurricane season's arrived, and soon it will be World Crocodile Day

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It’s June! The tourons have fled and the streets are so deserted you could fire a cannon down the Tamiami Trail and not hit a single Rolls Royce.

Some explanation may be in order.

I live in Southwest Florida outside the city of Naples, one of the ritziest towns in a state littered with wealthy beachfront enclaves. To be clear, I don’t live on the water an…