Tropic Press: J.C. Bruce

Tropic Press: J.C. Bruce

The Strange Files

Late For Work? Blame the Dead Lizard

Alexander Strange
Feb 01, 2016
∙ Paid

Late for work and looking for an excuse?
Here's a list of the most strange stories employees have told their bosses, compiled by Career Builder.
1. I thought of quitting today, but then decided not to, so I came in late.
2. My hair caught on fire from my blow dryer.
3. I was detained by Homeland Security.
4. I had to chase my cows back into the field.
5. A bl…

User's avatar

Continue reading this post for free, courtesy of J.C. Bruce.

Or purchase a paid subscription.
© 2026 J.C. Bruce · Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start your SubstackGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture