Mystery gift arrives on Christmas Eve. I just had to share this with you. Happy holidays!
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Merry Christmas Eve!
I’m taking a break from serious political commentary today (well, as serious as I’m prone to get) to share a little holiday cheer.
To the complete surprise of my wife, Sandy, and I last night, a package arrived from California. It was nothing we had ordered, and while we have friends living on the Left Coast, the odds of them sending us something for the holidays seemed minuscule.
So, with great curiosity and a little hesitancy, we peeled off the envelope. She filmed the grand opening and posted it on her popular TikTok account @SandyatBeach, where, so far, nearly 2,000 followers have viewed it and offered their thoughts, which I will share a sample of below.
First, a reenactment:
It took a moment to figure out exactly what it was, but it became clear that, of all things, it appeared to be a toilet bowl cleaner.
Always a handy thing to have, of course, but not a traditional yuletide gift. In fact, I can’t ever recall asking Santa for a new toilet bowl brush, but perhaps someone had anticipated the need.
Or was this a hint that our housekeeping needs improvement?
But then it became apparent this was no ordinary toilet brush. This was one with a message. To wit:
Yes! A genuine Donald J. Trump toilet bowl cleaner. As I told Sandy, we will doubtless be the envy of all our neighbors.
Especially, here in Florida, where most of them are Republicans. I can only imagine how they will covet this. We’ll have to add locks to the doors now, for sure.
Sandy’s TikTok followers shared our unexpected joy.
“Breathtaking! That’s on my want and need list!”
““Please show us when you use it — and thank you.”
“I have one and use it a lot.”
“We here in Cali are pretty good at knowing the best s**t cleaners.”
And so forth.
So, in closing, let me just say I hope your Christmas presents are as memorable as this. Now, if we can only figure out an appropriate place to display it.
If you have any thoughts on that matter, let me know.
Cheers and happy holidays,
J.C. Bruce
J.C. Bruce is the founder of Tropic Press, a journalist, and award-winning author. He holds dual citizenship in the United States of America and his native Florida.
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