Tropic Press: J.C. Bruce

Tropic Press: J.C. Bruce

Onward Thru The Fog

Santa has sneaky ways to break into your house

ESSENTIAL NEWS. December 8, 2025. Florida Weekly

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Jan 28, 2026
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In just a couple of weeks, Santa will be sliding down our chimneys with bags of toys, which would be a neat trick at my house, as our humble abode’s electric fireplace is smokestack-free.

So how does Santa gain entry in the absence of a functioning chimney? Short of breaking and entering, I mean.

Nobody knows for sure. This is because Santa is super-secre…

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