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Santa munches on snacks from around the world

ESSENTIAL NEWS. December 19, 2024. Florida Weekly

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J.C. Bruce
Aug 13, 2025
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In just a few days, Santa will come slithering down our fireplaces to deliver presents to those of us who have behaved ourselves and landed on his “nice” list. On his “naughty” list? Enjoy your lumps of coal.

The big question facing us is this: Santa burns a lot of calories circumnavigating the globe with his overflowing bag of toys. He needs a snack. Wh…

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