Tropic Press: J.C. Bruce

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The Strange Files

The Naked Truth: Bank Robbery Doesn't Pay

Alexander Strange
Mar 25, 2020
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So, if you want to rob a bank in the worst way, how do you go about doing it?

Take a lesson from a Fort Lauderdale man who entered an east coast Florida bank pretending to have a gun.

A terrified teller handed over $4,700. And a little bonus, too—a dye pack.

The 25-year-old Florida man then ran out of the bank where the dye pack exploded, staining his clot…

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