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Jackie's avatar

DeSantis rigged his way into a second term Governor. HE put refugees on a plane and it land to a city these humans knew nothing of their fate! DeSantis is not an honest man, his laundering money to stop what Floridians wanted. He's not WHAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT AS THEIR LEADER!! NOT ANOTHER TRUMP PLEASE NO!!!

Donna Nehrich's avatar

But yet here we are in Fl with the very Republican who was embroiled in the Hope scam and an Uncle Tom MAGA, which is worse!! I’ve gotta move. Ugh.

Pete Shaw's avatar

Don't Leave Stay and FIGHT the lying Pygmy , thief, con man, cocky little person.

Nancy's avatar

I voted against Rubio and DeSantis running, but when you think about it maybe it would be in our best interest if either of them DID! Lots of name recognition and wide-spread contempt... A good Dem ticket should be able to have them for lunch...

Mary R Bradford's avatar

Things may have turned out differently if the Florida Democratic Party had mobilized the way the Texas Democrats did. Why did they let registrations get so low? Andrew Gillum came close to beating DeSantis, don't forget. Why did the National Party write off Florida? Angie Nixon came out of nowhere and came closer than most people imagined. We needed a Stacey Abrams to get people registered and get out to vote. Lessons for 2028. Florida can turn Blue!

Rebecca Meyers's avatar

Can't answer the poll because a "yes" would have ambiguous interpretation. Other commenters point this out: Sure, go ahead and run, gentlemen. If either of you actually were to become the GOP candidate for president in 2028, Dems' chances of winning would soar. Good luck.

Thanks, as always, for the entertaining writing, JC.

J.C. Bruce's avatar

Yeah, you can look at that question a couple of different ways, can't you! That's what makes it so much fun, I think.

K Speaks's avatar

I voted for both Rubio and DeSatan running. I prefer DeSatan. Imagine the bloodbath. Guaranteed Dem win.

James R DeGeorges's avatar

DeSantis may be able to quash this scandal here in Florida, but once he starts making moves nationally, the other 49 states will hang Hope Florida around his neck like an albatross.

Lewis Pulsipher's avatar

Wrong-again Ron should be in jail for human trafficking. And aside from that, was the worst governor I've ever experienced, even worse than Rick Scott!

But no Republican with brains should think about running in 2028, GOP already looks doomed for that election.

Donna Nehrich's avatar

Please, can the remnants of MAGA, please go away forever?

Rita Long's avatar

Like Trump only shorter! Love it!

Robert Youngblood's avatar

I don't care; Vance, Rubio or DeSantis, they are all covered with the stench of Trump and will be easy to defeat. J.D. would be my preferred candidate because he has the charisma of a deceased turnip and would be easy to defeat.

Joe Shadel's avatar

It will be very interesting to see the dozen or so Republicans that will crawl out of the woodwork, thinking that they have even a snowballs chance in hell of even coming close to winning, to run for President. If the new democratically controlled states can get on board and pass the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, there may never be a Republican president again. Wouldn't that be glorious!!!

Gary's avatar

I want them to run since they are both horrible and we just need a few more nails for the GOP coffin…. WTF

Harriet Butler's avatar

I hope they both run for president, it will make it easier for a democratic nominee to sail past them.

Michael Lehman's avatar

Makes sense that the cruel and ever-bitter MAGA perma-frost has yet to thaw and wash out to sea on a King tide in the state of Florida, but as the days continue to gather more heat it is inevitable. Came close this time so maybe just maybe Dem leadership will show some love for their own down this way next time with a pile of green.

J.C. Bruce's avatar

Well said!

frank williams's avatar

Still chuckling over the ending of your post. Love the "just shorter" glib. Thank you.

J.C. Bruce's avatar

You're welcome!

Peter Burkard's avatar

Two horrible human beings.