MONTHLY MEMO: It's September and time for pro football, the start of Autumn, Talk Like a Pirate Day, and Read a Book Day

Check out all these events in the month ahead and use this newfound knowledge to become the wittiest conversationalist in the room--or the Zoom! Knowledge is power. Use it wisely.

Welcome to Labor Day, which this year is on the very first day of the month, and that’s unusual. It won’t happen again until 2031.

Sept. 1 also marks the first day of Autumn. Yeah, I know, if you consult your calendar, it will say Fall starts on Sept. 22, the autumnal equinox. But that’s astronomical autumn, which is different from meteorological autumn.

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