Welcome to Spring and Alien Abduction Day

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It’s March 20, which means Spring has sprung and now the full story behind Alien Abduction Day can be told.

I have all this and more in my latest column in Florida Weekly, which you’re getting an early look at because you’re a subscriber to my Substack account. And thank you for that.

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