Welcome to the new FLAPRA, or the “Florida Population Reduction Act”. It involves passage of a law increasing speeds on highways to 80MPH, eliminating automobile inspection and loosening gun laws. FLAPRA will allow Florida to continue to increase its population and its revenue with old folks moving here to retire; and, at the same time, reduce its population by increasing deaths with the FLAPRA.
I wanted to find this amusing and have done so in the past but, we are now in such dangerous territory that nothing short of an orange jumpsuit will bring a smile to my face.
I have another name for Mr Trump, but I want to be respectful of other folks who might read this. An issue Mr Trump is not guilty of, one of the very few things he is not guilty of.
Bob Dole used to talk about Bob Dole in third person a lot.
J. C. Bruce thanks you!
Ha! I love this. You third paragraph (daughter's Christmas gift) made me laugh out loud. TY.
It makes Cookie Monster adorable.
As a former teacher I had a student that used to refer to himself this way. I always wondered what happened to him?
I would suspect ASD.
Welcome to the new FLAPRA, or the “Florida Population Reduction Act”. It involves passage of a law increasing speeds on highways to 80MPH, eliminating automobile inspection and loosening gun laws. FLAPRA will allow Florida to continue to increase its population and its revenue with old folks moving here to retire; and, at the same time, reduce its population by increasing deaths with the FLAPRA.
I wanted to find this amusing and have done so in the past but, we are now in such dangerous territory that nothing short of an orange jumpsuit will bring a smile to my face.
I have another name for Mr Trump, but I want to be respectful of other folks who might read this. An issue Mr Trump is not guilty of, one of the very few things he is not guilty of.
Nick like J. C.
LOL!! Thanks so much. Ellen appreciates you.