World Penguin Day will arrive soon. Here's a salute to our Antarctic trading partners

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World Penguin Day is coming soon — April 25 — which is great timing because our cold-weather tuxedoed friends have been making headlines lately.

This is all about Trumponomics, of course, the 47th president’s latest attempt to break everyone else’s toys, which is what bad-tempered toddlers do. You know, if you can’t win, make everyone else lose.

And, let…