Editor’s Note: Every Saturday morning, we take a break from hard news to let Hermina Hermelinda Obregon, a.k.a. Miss Mingo, share her insights with readers. She’s a recovering newspaper reporter living in a bungalow off Duval Street in Key West. At least that’s what her official biography says, if you can believe that. She answers the day’s pressing questions about life, the news, and the best happy hour prices.
Dear Readers:
Last week, we discussed the horror some feel when confronted with red-hat-wearing MAGA cultists. In response, I received this video from Debbie P., who turned me onto this country protest anthem by musician Jack Nelson entitled Red Hat.
It tells the story of a small-town guy who has finally had it with Trump’s division and deceit, and decides to burn his red hat to set himself free.
And, yes, it is perfectly legal to burn those red hats. Be sure to tell your Republican friends. It’s the least we can do to save democracy.
Here’s the video:
DEAR MISS MINGO:
Cool video. Thanks. But do you think asking Republicans we know to burn their stupid red hats will do any good?
Hopeful in Hialeah
Dear Hopeful:
Who knows? Might be worth a try. You can always just forward this video to them via email or post it on your own social media accounts. The more cultists who see things like this, the more comfortable they might be in abandoning Trump’s sinking ship.
One more thought on that: A lot of people who have voted for Trump in the past did so because they have been lifelong Republicans and just couldn’t see their way clear to voting for a Democrat. Old habits die hard and all that.
They really don’t have to. Tell them that. Just urge them to stay home on election day. If enough Republicans sit this out, maybe the G.O.P. will come to its senses. Maybe.
DEAR MISS MINGO:
I dig your vibe and live for your column. Please continue.
Young and Broke in Tampa
I shall continue. Thank you. And let me add that I, too, at one point in my life, was in your boat — young and broke in Tampa.
I had a job, thankfully, but my car wouldn’t start, and I couldn’t afford to repair it, so I bicycled four miles to and from work every day, leaving home at 4 a.m., wheeling along Bayshore Boulevard, rain or shine (well, there was no sun that time of morning).
I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill, so I ran an extension cord over to my neighbor’s unit at the duplex where I was living. Was always behind on my rent. But what I never lost was confidence that things would improve.
I was also blessed with having a job I really loved at a newspaper that no longer exists. I outlived the Tampa Times, and I’m still pecking away at my keyboard.
Stay strong. Don’t give up. You’re not alone. You can do this!
DEAR MISS MINGO:
Whoa! That must have been some sight—a flamingo on a bicycle!
Laughing Leonard in Lakeland
Dear Laughing:
Which reminds me of that joke, Leonard: Women need men, like fish need bicycles. But, just for the record because Truth and Accuracy are my middle names, I AM NOT ACTUALLY A BIRD. Okay?
DEAR MISS MINGO:
Miss Truth and Accuracy Mingo? Hahahaha.
Still Laughing in Lakeland
Dear Still Laughing:
You need help. Run, don’t walk, to the nearest mental health facility. Or bicycle, if you know how to pedal. Please.
DEAR MISS MINGO:
I’ll bet you were tempted to write: Women need Leonards like fish need bicycles, weren’t you?
Snickering in Sarasota
Dear Snickering:
I’ll be honest, yes, it crossed my mind. But only for a moment because I instantly realized how unfair that would be to all the decent Leonards out there. We must always take care not to overgeneralize. One bad Leonard does not mean all are bad.
In fact, through my friend Alexander Strange, I've met a very nice Leonard. He’s a judge and lives in Phoenix (and is Alex’s uncle). He’s actually been featured in several of the books in the Strange Files series. He’s quite a character.
DEAR MISS MINGO:
Whoa! Was that a cheap commercial message disguised as an actual comment from a reader?
Disturbed in Dunedin
Dear Disturbed:
That is a horrible thing to accuse an innocent flamingo of! You should be ashamed. But, yes.
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It may be legal, but it is polluting. Of course, that puts the current administration in a tight spot. They prefer pollution so burning ugly hats is legal, but they would rather see those hats on people’s heads.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the converters could find a better way to destroy their hats?
I see Apple has buckled under and renamed Lake Ontario in Apple Maps. This in spite of the fact Native Americans named this body of water long before there was a Canada or USA.
Do you think if Steve Jobs was still around Apple would have folded like a cheap map to the whims of the Orange One? Now using Mapquest on Big Pine