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Neural Foundry's avatar

Incredible framing of status obsession through the trophy lens. The fake Time covers detail perfectly illlustrates how shallow validation gets institutionalized when unchecked. I've noticed similar patterns in startup culture where founders collect meaningless awards to compensate for actual product-market fit. The legal analysis about mailroom disruption as possible crime adds a practical layer most satire skips over tho.

Shelley O's avatar

Please. And even better, your dog's Pet of the Week award.