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Donna Nehrich's avatar

Jokes on him. Does it really matter? America is 2 continents. We are the US. Canada and Mexico are still in America. He’s such a douche and an idiot.

S. B. Philips's avatar

Instead of those people with corrupt morals, how about: Sally, Susan, Harriet, Dolly, and Clara? (Ride, Anthony, Tubman, Parton, and Barton)

Greg fogleman's avatar

Why not re name the Gulf of America to the gulf of stupidity

Olde frog lady's avatar

Gave me a much needed laugh. Thank you.

Kathy's avatar

I suggest Lake Trump-Epstein !

MM's avatar

Can't overlook Natalie Harp! How about Lake Trump/Natalie-Epstein~

Richard Cowley's avatar

All of these outrageous Ideas are a smoke screen to take the media’s attention away from Trump’s screw up in the Persian Gulf. Nothing more. Don’t buy into his BS.

Jeffrey W Jones's avatar

Natalie, the human printer, ego fluffer, and adoring codswallop disseminator takes root in the oval office as Trump’s newest personal assistant. It’s almost like he’s as jealous of President Clinton as he is of President Obama, and wanted his own Monica.

Bruce Cornely's avatar

The renaming of Great Lakes might be amusing if it wasn't a daily, if not hourly or minute by minute reminder of how tRump is impacting our live negatively while Congress sits on their hands doing nothing. It sickens me to realize that people are actually being paid to do nothing or things negative, bring pain and misery to so many people. I am so ashamed of this country and if I had the ability I would pack up and leave, but sadly it seems that tRump has made nearly the entire world uninhabitable through his bullying and influence. The USA is not alone, as there are too many politicians and people in government who choose to placate him, and treat him kindly as one would treat a seriously demented relative rather than exercising true kindness and locking him up so he could be care for properly.

I apologize for raining on your clever humor parade, but there is very little left at which to laugh.

Nick Gallup's avatar

Lord, who made the lion and the lamb

You decreed I should be what I am.

Would it spoil some vast eternal plan

If our president were another man?

MM's avatar

Canada is renaming United States South Canada, and making it the 14th province, done! Let the school textbook makers prosper...as if anything is done that fast in the school system, like rewriting a textbook, then again....textbooks?!?!! What's that?!?!

SxC's avatar

Because no matter how many stupid distractions he tries, we’re still gonna need to see the Epstein Files.

MM's avatar
Aug 28Edited

From Evan Gorelick, NYTime

"Legally speaking, the order — like Trump’s earlier one to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America — likely requires only federal entities to recognize the change. Other countries don’t have to recognize it. Nor do Americans and their businesses, even those within spitting distance of Lake … whatever you call it. (The Times will continue to call it Ontario.)"

Unlike 'Gulf of America' which the Florida Governor mandated into Florida schools curriculums causing confusion to students and classroom teachers having to teach with Gulf of Mexico materials, and teaching conflicted social studies lessons.... Florida's governor has not YET mandated the Great lake sudden and whimsical name change to Lake America.

Jean's avatar

Someone should remind Trump that the border runs through the middle of Lake Ontario. The map would look almost as stupid as the renamer.

Claudia Kiburz's avatar

Love Canal could be renamed Trump Canal: a toxic, smelly disaster.

Anyone with "a good pen and some intelligence" would know that a Sharpie doesn't change a name.

MM's avatar
Aug 27Edited

Let's just get to the obvious. And it would just take a tiny seed suggested into the narcissistic brain of Trump, and Natalie with her printer: rename ALL the Great Lakes as Lake Trump, and then Gulf of Trump, and all oceans Trump Ocean, Trump Bay.....causing navigational chaos, exemplifying what Trump, and Natalie with her printer, causes daily.......maybe then we can finally say enough.

Ron Solo's avatar

Wow, Trumpocytes must be so proud of the Wackjob they voted for...

SALLY WAVRICK's avatar

A bunch of hogwash!!